Meet the Staff

At our farm, “staff” is a loose term — mostly because half of them can’t hold a pencil and the other half refuse to follow HR policies.

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Our team is a lively mix of two hardworking humans and eight four‑legged (and feathered) personalities who insist on being included in the org chart.

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The humans handle the founding, planning, organizing, and all the day‑to‑day operations that keep the place running. The animals, meanwhile, contribute in their own… unique ways. From Megatron the rooster announcing mandatory wake‑up calls, to Gus the 150‑pound security department, to Armina enforcing herd order with military precision, everyone has a role. Beau specializes in unauthorized neighborhood outreach, Luna prefers the company of pigs over her fellow canines, Thunder the old‑man cat identifies as a dog, and the twin office cats, Spitzer and Kepler, keep indoor operations running smoothly (and warm).

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Together, this unlikely crew forms the heart of the farm — a chaotic, charming, and completely irreplaceable team that makes every day a little more entertaining.